Time To Shine

I'd like to say that I have been distracted from blogs and have been unable to return here by forces of the world, both known and unknown. I'd like to say that I'm a brilliant writer whose talents required regeneration while enlisted in the comment circuit. I'd like to say that I've spent enough time away from the "Beach" and that my triumphant return is upon you.

What I can tell you is that only one of the above is true.

Time to regain my voice and channel my inner Brad for an expositionalistic puke fest. Time to create my own bad words like a bad rapper. Time to impose my will upon this keyboard and burn my posts onto your cranial hard drive.

Status updates and Twitter have destroyed my will to read long posts, but not to compose them. From fingers to keys, every thought I transfer becomes the most important thing you will ever read. With that in mind, I'll suppress my Mastodonic ego long enough to click "PUBLISH POST" and move onto the next flash of prose in motion.